{"id":21,"date":"2010-07-22T15:40:02","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T22:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.freemanng.net\/blog\/?p=21"},"modified":"2010-07-22T15:40:02","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T22:40:02","slug":"have-your-pi-and-read-it-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/have-your-pi-and-read-it-too\/","title":{"rendered":"Have your Pi and read it, too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just learned that today is International Pi Day and thought I&#8217;d share this poem I wrote a while back:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Formulae<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I. <em>e <sup>\u03c0i<\/sup> \u2013 1 = 0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Shadow cast by the flight<br \/>\nof goose populations<br \/>\nand the spread of moss, eternal<br \/>\ncircumferential constancy.<br \/>\nThe unreal i. Terms<br \/>\nso unlike as to appear<br \/>\nanimate with intention, old<br \/>\nmismatched friends posing,<br \/>\ndefiant &#8211; unity<br \/>\npointedly leaving room for<br \/>\n(oft-invented) vacancy &#8211; arms<br \/>\naround one another&#8217;s<br \/>\nshoulders: ONE,<br \/>\nTWO, THREE,<br \/>\nsmile.<\/p>\n<p>II. <em>A<sup>2<\/sup> + B<sup>2<\/sup> = C<sup>2<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Any lean into that<br \/>\nsecond dimension (body<br \/>\nraised off the bed, fall<br \/>\nof sunlight angling just past<br \/>\nthe perpendicular, a sudden<br \/>\nrealization) and they<br \/>\nobtain: cornered sides<br \/>\nand taut diagonal, bound<br \/>\nforever by their endpoints<br \/>\nand quadratics<br \/>\nthey can never outrun, wriggle<br \/>\nhow they may (sprinters&#8217;<br \/>\nfeet in the blocks) by<br \/>\nthe slightest square root of<br \/>\na finish line stretch.<\/p>\n<p>III. <em>\u03a6 = 1\/\u03a6 + 1<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s what<br \/>\nwe suspect of them all,<br \/>\nthe narcissism of<br \/>\nthe self-defined, &#8220;let<br \/>\nthere be light&#8221; declared<br \/>\nby light itself. How<br \/>\nis it they should<br \/>\nbe allowed to define<br \/>\nwhat beauty is?<\/p>\n<p>We make<br \/>\nour counterarguments, marshal<br \/>\nobservations carefully<br \/>\nqualified and quantified.<br \/>\nAre answered by<br \/>\ntautology.<\/p>\n<p>IV. e = mc<sup>2<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>Call it the scandal of<br \/>\nactuality, when formulae<br \/>\nmushroom into the world.<br \/>\nYou can use any<br \/>\nconstant, invent<br \/>\nany unit of measure<br \/>\nto express the ratio of<br \/>\nconcept to consequence,<br \/>\nbut it&#8217;s better<br \/>\nif it&#8217;s big.<\/p>\n<p>V. man, woman, child<\/p>\n<p>A neat enough trinity, but there<br \/>\nis always some fractional<br \/>\nentity, some cruelly wronged,<br \/>\nabandoned one, some parent<br \/>\nhovering over a shoulder. (They lie<br \/>\nasleep, parallel<br \/>\nto one another, dreaming.)<br \/>\nAnd the boy, sitting<br \/>\nat the breakfast table<br \/>\nbetween them, a vertex<br \/>\nfrom which a second<br \/>\nand opposing angle extends<br \/>\nto encompass<br \/>\nthe schoolyard bully, the secret<br \/>\nplaces of the neighborhood, his<br \/>\nerroneous mental picture<br \/>\nof the solar system obtained<br \/>\nat school the day before which no one<br \/>\nwill ever discover and he<br \/>\nwill forget, and out<br \/>\ninto the world, the circumscriptions<br \/>\nof its orbit, the far from empty<br \/>\ninterstellar regions, expanding<br \/>\nat the speed of light<br \/>\nsquared.<\/p>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\" style=\"position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden;\">\n<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal<\/w:View> <w:Zoom>0<\/w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser \/> <\/w:WordDocument> <\/xml><![endif]--><!--  \/* Font Definitions *\/ @font-face \t{font-family:\"MS Shell Dlg\"; 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font-family: &amp;amp;amp;\"><br style=\"page-break-before: always;\" \/> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I. <em>e <sup>\u03c0<\/sup> <sup>i<\/sup> \u2013 1 = 0<\/em><em><span style=\"font-family: &amp;amp;amp;\"> <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Shadow cast by the flight<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">of goose populations<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">and the spread of moss, eternal<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">circumferential constancy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The unreal <em>i. <\/em>Terms<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">so unlike as to appear<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">animate with intention, old<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">mismatched friends posing,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">defiant \u2013 unity<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">pointedly leaving room for<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">(oft-invented) vacancy \u2013 arms<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">around one another\u2019s<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">shoulders: ONE,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">TWO, THREE,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">smile.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">II. <em>A<sup>2<\/sup> + B<sup>2<\/sup> = C<sup>2 <\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Any lean into that<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">second dimension (body<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">raised off the bed, fall<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">of sunlight angling just past<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">the perpendicular, a sudden<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">realization) and they<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">obtain: cornered sides<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">and taut diagonal, bound<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">forever by their endpoints<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">and quadratics<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">they can never outrun, wriggle<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">how they may (sprinters\u2019<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">feet in the blocks) by<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">the slightest square root of<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">a finish line stretch.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">III. <span style=\"font-family: Symbol;\"><span>j<\/span><\/span> = 1\/<span style=\"font-family: Symbol;\"><span>j<\/span><\/span> + 1<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It\u2019s what<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">we suspect of them all,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">the narcissism of<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">the self-defined, \u201clet<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">there be light\u201d declared<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">by light itself. How<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">is it they should<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">be allowed to define<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">what beauty is?<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">We make<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">our counterarguments, marshal<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">observations carefully<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">qualified and quantified.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Are answered by<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">tautology.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">IV. <em>e = mc<sup>2<\/sup><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Call it the scandal of<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">actuality, when formulae<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">mushroom into the world.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">You can use any<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">constant, invent<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">any unit of measure<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">to express the ratio of<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">concept to consequence,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">but it\u2019s better<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">if it\u2019s big.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">V. <em>man, woman, child<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A neat enough trinity, but there<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">is always some fractional<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">entity, some cruelly wronged,<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">abandoned one, some parent<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">hovering over a shoulder. (They lie<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">asleep, parallel<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">to one another, dreaming.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">And the boy, sitting<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">at the breakfast table<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">between them, a vertex<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">from which a second<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">and opposing angle extends<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">to encompass<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">the schoolyard bully, the secret<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">places of the neighborhood, his<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">erroneous mental picture<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">of the solar system obtained<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">at school the day before which no one<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">will ever discover and he<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">will forget, and out<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">into the world, the circumscriptions<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">of its orbit, the far from empty<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">interstellar regions, expanding<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">at the speed of light<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">squared.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just learned that today is International Pi Day and thought I&#8217;d share this poem I wrote a while back:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-writing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.authorfreeman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}